I'D RATHER GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHO I AM.
What started as a catchy social media alias has now grown to be the brand of me.
I could try to be like my cool counterparts and spin you down a story spiral, like...
"When I was in kindergarten, I secretly wanted to be put in timeout so I wouldn't have to talk to anyone."
But....actually that's very true.
Anyway. I'm a bit of an introvert but that theory is thrown out of the window once I open my mouth.
Every situation in my life, small or big, has molded my raw perspective.
Now, I'm convinced that perspective is the actual biology of my life and who I am.
A tenacious human with lots of attitude.
And a heart of gold. Best worn around my neck.
I love cats; obsessed actually.
I need my food to be spicy at all times.
Black remains the most prominent color in my wardrobe.
I wish I was wearing a black dress in this picture.
I always forget what I'm about to say...
and get really excited when I remember it.
I try so hard to use semicolons;
especially where they aren't needed.
I use Notes in my iPhone more than the average person.
I hate small talk with a passion.
I'm a walking irony.
My intuition is spot on.
I've been told I should have been a lawyer.
I like to write poetry in the moment.
I do smile occasionally.
I add on to this whenever I feel like it.
I keep it 100.